Remember When Cars Looked Happy?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/26/2019 at 13:00 • Filed to: Shoop

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Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Spanfeller is a twat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2019 at 13:10

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Cars are inanimate objects that have no feelings. Cars the movie lied to us. 

Some might sense that they’re low on oil but that’s as sentient as they get.

facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2019 at 13:10

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I’m just happy that angry looking cars seem to be on the way out.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2019 at 13:16

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SiennaMan > Spanfeller is a twat 10/26/2019 at 13:17

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 But they absolutely looked happy once upon a time..  the last several years they've looked somewhere between irritated and homicidal..

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ttyymmnn 10/26/2019 at 13:18

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Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2019 at 13:22

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Whenever I drive my Mazda5 we wear matching grins...

sony1492 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2019 at 13:30

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tpw_rules > ttyymmnn 10/26/2019 at 13:33

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Spanfeller is a twat > SiennaMan 10/26/2019 at 13:53

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It’s our fault for judging car’s looks rather than their feelings through the ECU. 

jimz > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 10/26/2019 at 14:02

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that doesn’t look happy, it looks as if it’s about to go for someone’s neck.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2019 at 14:33

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Doesn’t ANGRY have better aero?

But still, who’s gonna get mad looking at a Bugeye Sprite?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 10/26/2019 at 14:37

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He’s even gotten a mustache 

Milky > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2019 at 14:40

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Okay, I had to find the original.

https://www.autobild.de/artikel/mazda-mx-5-comeback-des-jahres-5316525.html

Why did a German site photoshop the 2 cars into downtown Detroit? And use an already photoshopped image at that? Woodward isn’t a one way street and the far background isn t like that.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2019 at 14:41

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Classy AF

404 - User No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2019 at 16:00

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This wasn’t that long ago... but arguably this looked like it was on laughing gas.

wafflesnfalafel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2019 at 16:08

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and then there are some that are just a little too happy looking...

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > jimz 10/26/2019 at 16:14

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I will admit that this isn’t the best angle, but I was too lazy to look through the 1000s of pictures on my phone to find the one I wanted...